The Lady With The Alligator Purse
Miss Lucy had a baby
His name was Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
And ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn’t go down his throat
Miss Lucy called the doctor
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse
In came the doctor
In came the nurse
In came the lady
With the alligator purse
“Measles” said the doctor
“Mumps” said the nurse
“Hiccups” said the lady
With the alligator purse
“Penicillin” said the doctor
“Castor oil” said the nurse
“Icecream” said the lady
With the alligator purse
Out went the doctor
Out went the nurse
Out went the lady
With the alligator purse
I heard this nursery rhyme from when I was very little. I always imagined the lady with the alligator purse to be very beautiful and knowledgable and clearly quite fabulous to prescribe icecream as a remedy for hiccups.
Anyway, my dad gave me my grandmother’s alligator purse a few years ago. It’s actually an alligator – the eyes have been replaced with amber, but it’s teeth are all still intact. It’s quite hideous and wonderful at the same time.
I like to imagine the lady with the alligator purse looked this awesome…
Photographer: Caitlin Jane McColl
Hair/Makeup: Tanya Guiccione, assisted by Daniel Carbone
Model: Samantha Ashton at Mark Fitzgerald Management
Bento Factor: Black ‘Ruby’ dress from AW11 collection












